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godiseven:

scotchtrooper:

mysteadyriot:

losetheguntakethecannoli:

Goodbye beer pong, hello battleshots.

 I need this in my life.

omg

I actually played this in college! But we ran out of shot glasses so we put placeholders on the board and took long drinks of maker’s mark instead.

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sycophantic:

Robin: Hey. Um, when we were dating, did - did I make you feel needed?
Barney: No, I didn’t feel like you needed me at all.
Robin: [sighs] That’s what I thought. Uh, I’m sorry. [turns to leave]
Barney: Wait, where are you g- that’s a compliment! You’re the least needy woman I’ve ever banged. That’s awesome! I mean, no guy’s gonna say “Who’s your daddy?” to Robin Scherbatsky: you’re your own daddy. And mommy. And weird survivalist uncle who lives in a cabin with a shotgun blaming stuff on the government. And that is what makes you the most amazing, strong, independent woman I’ve ever banged.

-How I Met Your Mother 6x06 “Baby Talk”

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